Are Amber Rose & Machine Gun Kelly Dating?

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So TMZ is reporting that Amber Rose was at an airport to pick up her boo thang Machine Gun Kelly. Now, I thought just a few weeks ago she was saying that Wiz was the love of her life? I am officially confused. I don’t understand Amber Rose but I like her. There is just something about this whiffle cut bitch that I can’t get enough of. I kind of feel like she knows that she isn’t taken seriously as a “celebrity” so she just says random shit constantly.

If you don’t know Machine Gun Kelly, you aren’t alone. I mean I am a fan of his, I have been for a while but he isn’t really known on popular radio or anything like that. But he is a rapper! So you can at least tell people that fact when they ask who he is.

Does Amber have a type? I mean MGK is skinny, tall, and tatted up, oh and smokes as much weed as Wiz. I see something in common!

Fun fact, this is my favorite MGK song!

Ellen Pompeo Breaks Silence On Patrick Dempsey’s Exit From ‘Grey’s Anatomy’

I have been waiting since Thursday for this to come out. Let’s be real, the show revolves around Meredith Grey and her life. Yes, Derek was a big part of her life, but she has so much more to give. Yang said it best when she told Meredith that she was the sun. Now, I did make a long angry rampage about how they killed Derek off and I will stand by that. He deserved a better send off. Derek was one of the most important characters on the show for ten years, he deserved better. That would be like if they just killed Bailey and made it seem like nothing happened.

Today though Ellen came out on Twitter and made a post that was very interesting. She acknowledged that Derek had left but she still wants people to give the show a shot basically. Ellen isn’t a dummy, she knows that people are going to be bullshit about this, probably not watch and make ratings drop. Fandoms are crazy like that.

Check out what Ellen had to say below.

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Alright, I see what you are doing there Ellen. I guess my thought of her not coming back for another season isn’t a thought at all, since she will most likely be on it.

Maybe I can give Grey’s another shot, but I am doing it for Ellen! Not for you Shonda! You are still the wicked witch of television!

Nikki Reed & Ian Somerhalder Are Married!

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Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are officially husband and wife!

The 36-year-old Vampire Diaries hunk and the 26-year-old Twilight actress got married Sunday at sunset in Santa Monica, Calif., E! News confirms. Hours before getting married, Somerhalder tweeted, “most beautiful morning ever…”

In a loving gesture, E! News can confirm that in lieu of gifts, wedding guests were asked to donate to the newlywed’s animal rescue charity. (http://www.eonline.com/news/650102/nikki-reed-and-ian-somerhalder-are-married)

Well isn’t this the sweetest thing ever? I like to think so. Just basking in the sun while wearing white outfits, such a gorgeous picture.

I mean I loved Ian and Nina together, listen I get it if you are going through a hard time accepting the fact that he isn’t married to her. I really understand. Let me just tell you something though, Nikki is fucking awesome. The reason why Nikki Reed is one of my favorite humans is simply because she helped write and she also starred in the movie ‘Thirteen’. That movie is perfection, if you haven’t watched it, go watch it now.

Back to the subject though, Nikki and Ian haven’t been together all that long but they are adorable. She is 26 and he is 36, her second marriage, and his first. I mean they are just meant to be, right? I do have a sneaky suspicious though. I think that in about a month or two they will announce to the world that she is pregnant. I know, I know it is crazy but I called it with Chad Michael Murray and I am calling it with these two!

Congrats to the happy couple though! May you continue to raise money for animals in need, and may you actually last!

Mariah Carey Releases New Song ‘Infinity’! Is She Slamming Ex Nick Cannon?

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Oh shit Mariah is back and ready to make heads roll! I mean I think that she learned a few things during her little fling with Eminem back in the day. I mean, Nick Cannon you better run because she is after you. Do I think this is Mariah’s best vocal work? No, absolutely not. Guess what though? Mariah is a fucking legend so it doesn’t matter. She could sing the phonebook and I would listen to her. She is one of the best voices of all time, she will get that voice back too, this is a great start though.

Know what I think needs to happen now? I am praying that Mariah and Eminem come together for a track and then get married. I think they were a couple that could’ve been great. You hear that guys? You have my blessing, so get on it.

Boy you actin’ so corny like Fritos
Wouldn’t have none of that without me, though

You tell ’em Mimi

Man Crush Monday: Dwayne Johnson

So I am about 300% sure that Dwayne Johnson is my perfect man. He is tall, has muscles for days, and a smile that could light up Times Square. He can do comedy, drama, and action movies, and he was a wrestler. Clearly Dwayne knows what is going on.

The movie ‘Fast 7′ which he stars in just passed the 1 billion dollar mark, so I figured I might as well give Dwayne a shout out on this one. I actually saw the movie, and even though he wasn’t in it much, he played a pretty big badass. Fun fact he also eats about 800 pounds of Cod a year, and has been told he is the reason for the shortage. Dwayne I love Cod and I love you, so I think that we should be together.

Anyway, you keep wearing those tight shirts, showing off those muscles, and I will keep watching you do your thing!

Watch Cecily Strong’s Remarks At The White House Correspondents Dinner!

First of all I love Cecily Strong, she is my favorite of the new wave SNL cast. I think that I have an official girl crush on her after watching this video. Let’s be real. She killed it. She made the room be uncomfortable for about 20 minutes, I mean that is my kind of girl.

Cecily you are hilarious and I hope that she comes out with a stand up special or something like that. That would make me very happy.

Ugh, she just killed it. Cecily Strong had no problem poking fun at anyone, so perfect.

-Amanda Knox jokes are hilarious. I mean, she is probably guilty even though she wasn’t found guilty.

-Fox news jokes

-Obama’s white hair jokes.

All hilarious.

Tyga Gets Kylie Jenner’s Name Tattooed For The World To See

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Well it looks like it is official. Although Blac Chyna has been talking about how Tyga still wants to be with her, he steps out with some fresh ink. Kylie has been officially tattooed on his inner arm with what appears to be either a heart or a rose around it. Now I have looked at this picture for a solid 20 minutes trying to figure out if it is real. I mean it kind of looks photoshopped right? I looked around the interwebs and apparently it is a real tattoo. Which is terrifying.

These two have been together for a little while now, since she was like 13 I believe. No, kidding, she was a mature 16 years old. Now he has her name on his arm and you know what that means? They are meant to be for the rest of their lives!

Isn’t is a curse to get a tattoo of your current fling on your arm though? Clearly Tyga doesn’t care about tattoos since he has one on his fucking face, but aren’t I right?

If Kylie wasn’t a celebrity people would want Tyga in jail. I am just going to let you sit with that while you talk about how mature Kylie is, and how age doesn’t matter.